Too Many Dreams to Stay on Earth
Things I have learned from my uncle’s cooking

It does not matter how much hollandaise sauce you add; overcooked ham-and-asparagus will still taste the way a wet dog smells.

Oh BTW I have internet again. Very very behind; made it back to early Thursday morning thus far. But I’m visiting cranky, conservative relatives so I’m looking for any excuse to escape which means probably lots more tumblring in the next 48 hrs…

uncle: [pauses news]

uncle: I don’t know about you, but I have no sympathy for any of the Palestinians.

me:

me:

me:

me:

uncle: well anyway…

uncle: [resumes news]

castiel-knight-of-hell:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

Let us all take a moment and appreciate the true stars of Season 9.

Honorable Mentions:

DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING TOO FABULOUS:

I have a headcanon that the big end of the story Metatron wrote was “demon!Dean is killed by Castiel” but because of his typo problem it said “demon!Dean is kissed by Castiel”. If Castiel hadn’t stopped the story by breaking the angel tablet he would have gotten to kiss Dean

givemeexcessofship:

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

I feel better

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

re-interpellated:

Right-wing men: female bodies should be private property.

Left-wing men: female bodies should be common property.

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

isil-zha:

"Then I will tell you a great secret, Captain. Perhaps the greatest of all time."

2x04 - A Distant Star